Interesting Dialouge

By: Dynamite Master

Bakaishi Fangdo: Hi Limp Choo I am fat! Hahahahahahahaha!
Linkool: Right!
Bakaishi Fangdo: You know about the TAF club thing in every school? I am in it.
Linkool: I know. It stands for Trim and Fit. But I think recently there was a change of name. They changed it to the FAT club. Fit and Trim.
Bakaishi Fangdo: Actually it's Train A Fatty. We take in 7500 calories per day. Now I am 60kg, on my way to 150. So that I can be a Sumo next time.
Linkool: Wow! My dad wants me to be 150 kg so that I could be a Sumo too!
Bakaishi Fangdo: Dream on... By that time, I will be 750. I can still squash you easily.
Linkool: By that time, you will get a Heart Attack.
Bakaishi Fangdo: Good point... I have been turning a bit Swellish this days...
Linkool: Serves you right for eating so much...
Bakaishi Fangdo: At least I will qualify soon...
Linkool: Are you competing in the finals? I heard Swell is in it too.
Bakaishi Fangdo: Yeah I am...
Linkool: WOW! Anyway, good luck...

Two days later, Fangdo got dia-ho-rea.

Bakaishi Fangdo: I didn't go for the finals...
Linkool: Haha...
Bakaishi Fangdo: You retarded!
Linkool: Haha...
Bakaishi Fangdo: Anyway, I found this new club... Called LCD. Stands for Lin Chuan Dummies.
Linkool: How can they insult my brother!
Bakaishi Fangdo: They aren't insulting him. You dumbass! They are him! They imitates Lin Chuan's every action and also his accent.
Linkool: I didn't know my brother has clones...
Bakaishi Fangdo: He didn't. They just try to be him that's all.
Linkool: Oh...
Bakaishi Fangdo: Anyway, why is he so dumb anyway?
Linkool: I don't know... What makes you think so?
Bakaishi Fangdo: My brain!
Linkool: Oh yeah... How could I forget?

The Black Square

Black Square


History



Kasimir Malevich, the 'difficult artist', painted the Black Square in 1913. He used genuine oil on canvas. This seemingly plain artwork has been hailed by many at State Russian Museum, St. Petersburg.
Personal Opinions
From the bottom of my heart, this painting is gloriously simple. Why make life so complicated anyway, women? Kasimir is my personal hero. He stepped out of the crowd and created the purest rubbish in the world. Then, he simply threw this crap out the market, sat back and laugh as hardcore art lovers debate and ponder over the infinite depth of his painting.
I have ever created the identical work 15 years ago when I accidentally pressed the 'Copy' button on my grandmother's Xerox machine. Had my grandmother not thrown my work away, I could have been the next Kasimir Malevich, as a 7-year-old prodigy.



















Myths and Facts
Myth:
"This is a pure abstract painting, the artist's main theme being the internal movements of the personality. The theme has no precise form, and Malevich had to search it out from within the visible expression of what he felt."
Fact:
This is not pure abstract painting, this is pure nothingness.


Trivia
Guess the name of the famous artist who painted the masterpiece on the left. (Hint: The answer is not Malevich.)
Scroll down for the answer.








You got Punk'd. There was no picture.
Conclusion
Malevich is a genius. He draws a few shapes, gives them exceedingly simple names, invents a genre called Suprematism, and his life is set. His critics think he is up to some religious or political agenda when his life is just as simple as a black square.




This article was written by a brilliant man named Marky Lonka. Thanks to him, we have this post. Chew on it buddy, and hope you die of suffocation! And if you can't display the title, just highlight it you fool!

The DustBin Monster

Attention interlopers... heed this message, you are in some funny territory... All rebels who oppose me, die.... horribly... in a gruesome yet humourous manner... Note that some of you, may have somethings missing... like your parents.

No matter who you are, if you wanna see your parents again, send $500 and drop it off at the dustbin near Old Chang Kee, I don't care which Old Chang Kee stall, I just wanna see you drop $500 for fun.

Then give me $4..... Or beware my garbage!

PS: This is my email. I have chosen to reveal to you my real email. Due to my sensitivity to profanities, I have created two email accounts. All vulgar emails shall go to draconlord@gmail.com, and all nonsensical emails please go to masterofdynamites@gmail.com.


By: Your local rubbishman.

The Malicious Principal Of Our Long-Time Ago School...........

An Article On Mr. Goo Poop Deck

By Viperazor Ecelius

You know, a certain philosopher, always like saying that " Childhood is innocence, the barrier from the ugly world that we, the greedy and ungrateful organisms, had multilated to fit our own needs. ". Yes, it is in every bit true ( Probaly it is due to the fact that I am the philosopher ) except when you became pervetic just like Miser Goo Goo, but have you ever wondered what happens when a mentally unstable imbecile who is so pervetic to the extent that words could not describe his eternal lust invades your childhood? You get pervetic too.

That insane guy is Miser Goo Goo.

He took over the seat of absolute power from Mrs. Pok Soup Pig in 2006 and immediately started changing the rules and started the 'reconstruction" of the school, which in fact is a demolition. Although I do not approve much of Mrs. Pok Soup Pig, at least she is just obnoxious and neglecting the students of the school, busy embezzling the school funds which we gave out of our pitiful existence, at least it is better than him.

He thinks he is superman, flying over the moon and creating unknown and probaly do not want to be known stuff, which is stupid and a true white elephant, serving nobody but the evil principal Miser Goo Goo.

This is what he thinks of himself :





Yeah, he is a superman flying over the skies. Wow. Amazing. High and mighty huh? Very funny indeed. ( If you cannot get my meaning, your are one heck of a bloody retard )



This is what I think of him:





This picture perfectly describes the foolish Miser Goo Goo. He is a worthless piece of shit ( There is actually some benefits of shit. It could decompose and supplement the earth with nutrients. But there is truely no other purpose for Miser Goo Goo on this earth. He is better off dead. ) like Miser Goo Goo, and people struggles hard to get him budging to dispose him due to his everlong stink and the pure disgusting element he soley have, listening to their ideas ( Which isn't exactly intelligible ) as he is as stubborn as a piece of titanium, cold and unfeeling.





Another picture which I think truely describe him is:



And I think you all understand what I mean by this.
( If not, you are a pure baboon. )

Okay, back to our ex-school........

This is what he done to our ex-school:

--The color of the school was changed from a lighter shade of crimson to bright pansy yellow!!!!!
--He stacked up all the unwanted items ( Only he does not want it ) and blocked the entrance of a stairwell which leads to the students block.
--He redesigned the School Uniform and Physical Education Shirt, which is very, very disappetizing.
--And many more I have not yet noticed ( Maybe he unscrewed all the taps and installed CCTV cameras in the ladies toilet being pervetic to the extreem. )

All these changes was unneccesary and wasteful. It polluted our precious lungs and distracted us while we sat for our nation-wide exam which will decide our fate, while he go and have a cup of sissy-made latte in his air conditioned office. Evil.

Now, we are free from his tyrannical rule, but we shall remeber the suffering we have gone through and one day we shall exact revenge on him.







This article is meant to insult someone but if anyone got a problem with this article, I personally will see to this article's end as well as you.



Mopyright@2007 Viperavi Corporation Private Limited.


Pictures are from www.google.com.

The Lin Choo States Of Bomerica!!

News Headlines:

LIN CHOO THE MALICIOUS PIG HAS TAKEN OVER THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!


By Viperazor Ecelius

Shock rippled across the globe as Lin Choo, the wanted moron for three decades has taken the seat of Presidency!!!! He bribed the P.O.T.U.S. with three cents and danced " The Dance Of Sissies", which gave all national serviceman stomach pain.

He changed the notes to this de-appetizing form:



The world was preparing to launch fifty tonnes of nuclear missiles at the newly-declared free of shitty and junky fools, the United Lin Choo Geeko Land (ULCGL), when Lin Choo declared that his land is avalible to auction at three dollars per kilometers square, with free Yankees when mininum of one dollars worth of land in Lin Choo Terms had been purchased.

The United Nations of Non-Greed has swllowed up the deal immediately, leaving other countries no land to buy, or people, causing the countries to change their mind-set about the United Nations.

Now they are preparing to bombard and pulverise BOTH Lin Choo AND the United Nations.




This article is for home entertainent. No sentence is real. Do not believe it. Hahaha. Do not get insulted too except for Lin Choo. Thank you for your corporation.
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The Electronic Dictionary

An Short Story
By : Dynamite Master

When Lin Chuan left China, he bought a electronic dictionary from a third-hand shop. Imagine!!! Third-hand shop!!! Obviously the person who bought it second hand found it puny so he sold it to a third-hand shop. Anyway, it works fine, but the functions were not good. Why? It is third-hand!!! Have some common sense!!! So, he went to America. He didn't know any English, so the kindergarten found a translator for him, but Lin Chuan embarrassed himself in front of the whole class by reading "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10" as "一，二，三，四，五，六，七，八，九，十". Well, the teacher praised him by saying the thing in Chinese, but his classmates were going like,"Huh? What the hell is he saying?" In elementary school, he learnt to say "Well actually" in a funny way by stretching all the "a"s. So when he went to Singapore a few years later, he got the name "Mr Well Actually". Well, logically Lin Chuan is bad in Chinese. If you didn't think of that, you are a moron!!! You should join us and learn some common sense!!! Therefore, he went to NUS High School. It used to bear the name "National University of Singapore", but after it developed a New Urinating System due to how smelly their toilets are, people gave it the name "New Urinating System". Well, although what they teach hasn't been changed from "Math and Science" to "The human urinary system", but it suffered quite a lot.
Well, to the point. Lin Chuan was learning physics. He didn't know what Physics mean, so he keyed in "p-h-y-z-i-c-k-s". Then "输入错误或本词典无此词" appeared on the screen. With his lousy Chinese, Lin Chuan didn't understand. He thought that was the explanation. Since it was the first lesson, he was supposed to write the definition. Idiotic Lin wrote the few Chinese words down and the whole class laughed at him. Despite him being idiotic, he still graduated and had the goal to take over the world with an IQ of 2K (IQ-"Idiotic Quality")...

The Pledge

To All Visitors From Our Home Planet Earth!!!
And for Earth's Future!

We the Insulter Maniacs, shall infiltrate all those who are irritating or foolish fool's house everyday and make every attempt to destroy it! We will blast every property of theirs and destroy them, living no trace of them. We provide every strategy to attack them and will earn our victory someday. Shall we ever fail, this blog will be deleted, and your head shall also be impaled too.

So join us in this everlasting quest to eliminate the threat to all mankind: LinChoo aka Lin Choo aka Leechwimp Limpimp and many more!!!!